Googlers Keep Search Clean With Remote Control Bidets

At Google, a place where even the homepage is fresh and clean, employees enjoy a convenience that is the envy of most other tech companies - remote controlled bidets.

Toilets at the Googleplex are a pretty special place with a control panel to rival Webmaster Central. Lucky Googlers can enjoy a front or back wash from the temperature controlled bidet and even relax with a massage from the integrated vibrating seat. On cold days in Mountain View Larry and Sergey can take comfort from the temperature controlled seats and then make use of a deodorizer before the next Googler takes their turn.

“I think it aids productivity,” one company employee told The Times recently. “You come out of there ready to face work, clean as the day God made ya.”

Remember this next time you want Google to clean up their search results.

Google toilet

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Google bidet

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Reader Comments leave yours >>

That’s quite a control panel!

 

I see no evidence that this toilet is in a any way associated with Google’s corporate HQ.

 

>>I see no evidence that this toilet is in a any way associated with Google’s corporate HQ.

That’s because you didn’t read the source. Look closer, lurk moar.

 

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